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A burglar breaks into a house  and starts  stuffing things into his bag ... all of a sudden he hears 

 

"Jesus is watching you ! "

 

he jumps up and turns around ... nothing ! 

 

Must be my imagination ... goes back to doing it 

 

"Jesus is watching you !  "

 

 

He looks around more and notices a parrot in a cage  " Oh , so that was you was it ?" 

 

"Jesus is watching you "

 

"I suppose you have some  righteous and paranoid Christian owners that taught you that ..... well, bad luck parrot, I dont believe in Jesus.  Unless thats what your owners named you .... is your name  Jesus ?    Jesus want a cracker ?  

 

" Moses wants a cracker ! "

 

"Ah, so they named you Moses did they ?  What sort of religious freaks call their parrot Moses . "

 

"The same ones that named our Rottweiler   Jesus . "  

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"... till the soul feels its pressure forcing it to turn to Him alone in that never ending pursuit" and the hound tears it to shreds in its bloody jaws.

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"... till the soul feels its pressure forcing it to turn to Him alone in that never ending pursuit" and the hound tears it to shreds in its bloody jaws.

 

 

That sound more like Marv's   'puppy'   ; 

 

 

 

 

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Oddly enough after doing his civic duty Jesus was put down by the state...

Was it called early retirement back then?

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