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Descendants of Jesus and Mary Magdalen

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So, since Smile was the one who originally told me about Lama Dorje I spontaneously started to think....hmmm..what else did the controversial Russian from Greenpoint tell me about?

 

I remember Max used to study with this teacher Gary Smith and spontaneously went over to his website. He has 2 tests on his website..one where he talks and repeats some stuff. He says if you feel energy opening up in your pineal gland(3rd eye) as he talks you are a 99th generation descentant of Jesus and Mary Magdalen.

 

So..I definetly felt energy in my pineal gland as he talked.

 

They also have a test on there to see if you are one of the "Ancient Ones". It is pretty cool with a lady chanting but I didn't feel as much connection to that one as the Jesus and Mary one.

 

Check it out! You need to scroll down to dowload the Are you a descendant of Jesus test and the are you an Ancient One test.

 

At very least it is entertaining!

 

 

http://www.christslight.org/english/dna.htm

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Ooh, I felt my 3rd eye totally open up too. A psychic told me I studied with Mary Magdalene in a past life.

 

The other one was intense, too....

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CristLight/Merkaba.org- good example of people spiritualizing their mental garbage to the extreme.

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Let's see you not wander on only 2 hrs sleep a night!

 

Will get a Wii as Yoda directed for Christmas.

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is this serious?

how can this be true in the slightest

 

the tribal beat in the second mp3 was badass though. i liked it

apparently i'm not a descendent of Jesus or an Ancient One, oh well.

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I could tell just looking at your picture you are niether a descendent of Jesus nor an Ancient One.

 

Maybe Santa Claus helper?

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