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Definitely need structural support. Maybe you need an engineer. Or is this a math problem?

I was told there would be no math...

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Thats the issue .... they are old and decayed .... its not pleasant :(

 

 

Bad luck old son ... I used to have piles but i went to the doctor and now my troubles are all behind me .... boom boom.

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Last time I went to the doctors I had a terrible ear infection , all sorts of stuff oozing out ... yuk! Thick yellow stuff and jelly goo.

 

The doctor said I was a trifle deaf.

 

 

 

 

 

- you deserved that.

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- Doctor, doctor I'm suffering from terrible memory loss.

- How long have you had this problem?

- Problem? Who are you again?

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Patient

" Ya Gotta help me Doc, this flagellation, necrophilia and equine bestiality I got is driving me crazy."

Doctor...

" You are flogging a dead horse. NEXT."

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Doctor, Doctor I'm suffering from premature ejac .... ooops sorry I'll come back later.

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Triage nurse ( newbie).

"Doctor there's a man been admitted to casualty with one leg called Arthur Jones."

Doctor.

" What's his other leg called?"

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Just the punchline this time, can you guess what the patient said?

 

Patient.

". ..... .. . .... .. ........"

Doctor.

" Well pull yourself together!"

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A guy comes into the doctors with a little steering wheel from a toy sticking out of his fly.

 

"Ya gotta help me Doc! This thing's drivin' me nuts! "

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- good morning I am your hospital customer care assistant.

- good morning.

-this is the receptionist, she is your friend.

- hello.

-this is the nurse, she is your friend.

- hello, nurse.

-this is your doctor, he is your friend.

-good morning doctor.

- and here is your enema.

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