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Let's here a joke thread :)

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Have you ever been told a joke that made you laugh even before it was told?

 

Yes,...because I knew the punch-line.

 

"Why do Christians go to church?"

 

...."because they have faith."

 

Of course, one must already recognition the absolute futility and ignorance of faith,...faith is the unquestioning acceptance of ignorance in the absence of reason. In other words:

 

"What would be the need for faith if it stood to reason?" Joseph Campbell

 

"When people say 'I have faith', what they really mean is 'I don't want to know the truth'." Nietzsche

 

"I regard monotheism as the greatest disaster ever to befall the human race. I see no good in Judaism, Christianity, or Islam." - Gore Vidal

 

"The constant assertion of belief is an indication of fear." J Krishnamurti

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I was going to tell you the joke about the man who fell in the mud, but you said no dirty jokes.

 

Aaron

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I was going to tell you the joke about the man who fell in the mud, but you said no dirty jokes.

 

Aaron

 

punch-line = Ignorance is what muddies the diamond that we are, V

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Yes,...because I knew the punch-line.

 

"Why do Christians go to church?"

 

...."because they have faith."

 

Of course, one must already recognition the absolute futility and ignorance of faith,...faith is the unquestioning acceptance of ignorance in the absence of reason. In other words:

 

"What would be the need for faith if it stood to reason?" Joseph Campbell

 

"When people say 'I have faith', what they really mean is 'I don't want to know the truth'." Nietzsche

 

"I regard monotheism as the greatest disaster ever to befall the human race. I see no good in Judaism, Christianity, or Islam." - Gore Vidal

 

"The constant assertion of belief is an indication of fear." J Krishnamurti

 

Hey I said no dirty jokes! :P Ok, I give.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

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