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Went to a teacher, emptied the cup, filled it

Went to another teacher, emptied the cup, filled it

Went to another teacher, emptied the cup, filled it

Went to another teacher, emptied the cup, filled it

Went to another teacher, emptied the cup, filled it

Went to another teacher, emptied the cup, filled it

So damn thirsty...

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Three Taoists went into a bears cave

The first one said "I dont exist"

The Bear ate him

The second said "we are one in all things"

The bear ate him

Third one said " I am like water"

And ran out.

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MY TAOISM IS JUST AS GOOD AS YO' TAOISM, YO

Shirley you jest.

 

 

My Taoism is so good,

Lao Tzu walked by

looked at me

and said

..nothing.

 

beat that with a stick

homeboy

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Three Taoists went into a bears cave

The first one said "I dont exist"

The Bear ate him

The second said "we are one in all things"

The bear ate him

Third one said " I am like water"

And ran out.

 

Third one said " I am like water"

and peed in his pants :)

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Two students have an argument and the master listens

Student: EW WHAT NO, PEEING IN THE SHOWER IS GROSS! Right, master?

Master: Hmmm, peeing in the shower... I'll allow it...

Student: EW no, I'm not asking if it's OK, I'm just saying it's gross, right?

Master: If that's what you want to ask of me... then you already know the answer...

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Third one said " I am like water"

and peed in his pants :)

:lol:

Cute , I was considering having the bear let him "pass". :D

Stosh

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Two students have an argument and the master listens

Student: EW WHAT NO, PEEING IN THE SHOWER IS GROSS! Right, master?

Master: Hmmm, peeing in the shower... I'll allow it...

Student: EW no, I'm not asking if it's OK, I'm just saying it's gross, right?

Master: If that's what you want to ask of me... then you already know the answer...

:lol:

Peeing in the shower is subjective illusion

In the shower

out of the shower

You will see that it has all been void.

Stosh

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A battle hardened warrior comes home late one night and produces a knife

"Where did you get that?"

"Some guy was holding it"

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And now for an extra lame one

 

What direction does a Buddhist turn when driving?

Right!

OH HOHOHOHOHO

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:lol:

Peeing in the shower is subjective illusion

In the shower

out of the shower

You will see that it has all been void.

Stosh

 

I don't literally laugh out loud at many things...but this is one of them.

 

Well played. This whole thread is awesome.

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