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[Green Tiger]

So, there's been a lot of talk on these forums about taoist sexual practices. I am pretty much ignorant of such things. My tai chi instructor has not once made mention of them. So . . . I am now offically searching for an instructor in the art of chi nookie...or whatever its called.

 

I would prefer my instructor be asian and hott. (WITH TWO T's!!)

 

Oh, and uh, well versed in the chi nookie ways.

 

That is all.

 

 

EDIT: Dudes need not apply.

Edited September 1, 2011 by Green Tiger

[konchog uma]

So, there's been a lot of talk on these forums about taoist sexual practices. I am pretty much ignorant of such things. My tai chi instructor has not once made mention of them. So . . . I am now offically searching for an instructor in the art of chi nookie...or whatever its called.

 

I would prefer my instructor be asian and hott. (WITH TWO T's!!)

 

Oh, and uh, well versed in the chi nookie ways.

 

That is all.

 

check out daniel reid's book "the tao of health sex and longevity" for the good breakdown

 

http://www.slideshare.net/guest80125e8/daniel-reid-the-tao-of-health-sex-and-longevity-300-b-n-texto-foto

 

http://www.amazon.com/Tao-Health-Sex-Longevity-Practical/dp/067164811X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1314914314&sr=1-1

 

used copies on amazon for $1.12... thats awesome

[Green Tiger]

check out daniel reid's book "the tao of health sex and longevity" for the good breakdown

 

http://www.slideshare.net/guest80125e8/daniel-reid-the-tao-of-health-sex-and-longevity-300-b-n-texto-foto

 

http://www.amazon.com/Tao-Health-Sex-Longevity-Practical/dp/067164811X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1314914314&sr=1-1

 

used copies on amazon for $1.12... thats awesome

 

 

Thanks. That is some dirt cheap knowledge. I might check it out. To be honest, my initial reaction to the sexual stuff was "whoa, really? well, that's not for me, I have much higher aspirations than enhancing my bedroom prowess!" but . . . what the heck, right? Why not check it out.

[konchog uma]

Thanks. That is some dirt cheap knowledge. I might check it out. To be honest, my initial reaction to the sexual stuff was "whoa, really? well, that's not for me, I have much higher aspirations than enhancing my bedroom prowess!" but . . . what the heck, right? Why not check it out.

 

thats the spirit!

 

i think that it all ties into one, so you can use the bedroom arts to nourish your spiritual practice. jing to qi, qi to shen and all.

 

besides, when did it ever hurt anyone to understand the arts of love? probly never! (i have reached my quota of absolute statements for the evening... )

[Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan]

I'm an accidental natural. I've only truly been with one girl, my ex-fiance, and when we had sex, i learned a stark difference between having sex (fucking) and making Love.

 

I learned, suffice to say, i can only make love. I've "been with" 2 other girls since and all they knew how to do was fuck and that did nothing for me, yet everything for them (apparently).

 

As it is, however, i am not an attractive specimen, as i am "borderline homeless" and all-around jobless (in spite of constantly trying to land work).

 

So do i "practice"? yes and no. it is only my nature to. but "practice" implies consistent application, which i cannot do without a member of the opposite sex, of which i appear to be repellant to.

 

But americans dont seem to like simplicity.

 

Keep It Simple Stupid, my ass. (hehe there's a joke there )