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Dog is cold   ?

 

 

 

 

 

Get him one of those little jackets ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On 7/10/2022 at 7:10 PM, Nungali said:

Dog is cold   ?

 

 

 

 

 

Get him one of those little jackets ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is cute.

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Getting a takeaway coffee :

 

I have given my order , coffee girl has paper cup in hand and is poised with a pen ;   " Name ? "

 

 "Levstovniskkraevarkus.  " 

 

Girl ;  "  Ummmm .... "

 

Me ; "Just put  'Lev'.
 

Girl ;  " Oh , okay  -  'Lev'  .... awesome .  "

 

Me;  " How did you know my surname ? " 

 

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Not a joke but it did make me laugh :

 

Friend recounting a meeting with an old Nazi :

 

" Yah  .. and you know ... I met Hitler ! I actually met him in person ! I was a boy and he touched me and shook my hand  ! He pinned a medal on my shirt .... and I remember , he was a BIG man , very tall, huge .  Not like people said ."

 

Friend :  " I dont think so ... I have seen photographs of him with others , he doesnt look big or tall . "

 

" Nein ! He was tall , I remember holding out my hand to shake his hand and I had to reach up ."

 

Friend; " You dont think that might have been because you where young and short  and the idea of him being a great man, in Germany, might have influenced your perceptions ? ''

 

He rubbed his chin, thought a bit ..... " You know ..... I have never looked at it like that . "

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When you have ordered (and payed !) for a book about physics and the mind and instead receive one about the divine feminine and sexuality.

 

? :huh:???

 

...guess that means, the buddhist-physicists community just rejected me, no?

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16 hours ago, schroedingerscat said:

When you have ordered (and payed !) for a book about physics and the mind and instead receive one about the divine feminine and sexuality.

 

? :huh:???

 

...guess that means, the buddhist-physicists community just rejected me, no?

 

 

 

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I suggest you seal that book back up in its packaging  and    ....

 

 

 

 

contemplate whether it still exists inside there  as the physics book or the divine feminine book .

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Poor sad 'bunny person'  ( or whatever that thing is up there  ^  )   reminded me of this kid I read about in the news some years back .

 

He started being a problem because he could not get what he wanted , bad behaviour, causing problems, tantrums and eventually suicidal , he could not understand, it wasnt fair , he only wanted one thing .... nothing else , but his parents would not give it to him - and that enraged , confused and depressed him .

 

I mean ... it was only one thing, you would think his parents could help him get the one thing he  wanted .

 

 

It was a facial reconstruction so he could look like Michael Jackson .

 

 

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 Is that Birmingham ^  ? 

 

Was that a Commonwealth Games joke ?   Listen up   'English'  ....

 

178 Gold medals ! 

 

 

..... which leads me to my next joke -

 

Why will Australians NOT vote to become  separate from 'The Commonwealth of Nations ' ?

 

Same answer .... 178 Gold medals  .... we gonna kick your arzes  ... Bangladesh , Tuvalu and Papua New Guinea . 

 

Australian dive team- training facilities  ;

 

 

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Tuvalu dive team training  facilities ;

 

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Me to little girl :  " Where is your Mummy ? "

 

"Over there . "  - points.

 

"What is her name ?"

 

" Julie . "

 

"Oh ?  You dont call her  Mummy  ? "

 

" Yes,  but people call her Julie . "

 

Mum hears her name being used and comes over .

 

Little girl ;  "  This my mummy ....  "    ( Mummy smiles   )      "  ... she got BIG boobies ! " 

 

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Me :  "  Oh ...  ummmm .... okay    ... :unsure:  "

 

 

:D 

 

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