What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

[Indiken]

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Edited April 19, 2021 by Indiken

[Taomeow]

[silent thunder]

[Taomeow]

1 hour ago, silent thunder said:

 

And when you show something like this in a taiji sparring video, there's no end to yelling that it's all staged and fake.

 

[Nungali]

On 26/04/2021 at 5:21 AM, silent thunder said:

 

 

 

I dont get it ... why is everyone laughing  ... whats going on , I am not usually this slow  at 'getting stuff'

 

....  wait  !  did that cats paw just move   .....

 

Ohhhh ... is a gif 

 

God damn slow loading 3G low internet speeds here  .

 

 

 

 wait  .... wait ... watch ....

 

nope ... it stalled .

......

 

[Nungali]

Men who got caught masturbating at McDonalds ;

 

 

    

 

   

 

 

 

ANOTHER reason not to go .

 

Spoiler

I was looking for   A photo to post in response to the someone's question what happened to Drew ?

 

I thought, as i do, if you can think it , you can find it on the internet  ... surely there is one ?

 

... looked it up , there is whole page of them  !   

 

-  Ewwwwwww .

 

[Apech]

[Nungali]

Eco mower 

 

[Apech]

Quite relieved to find the Covid jab has no side effects so far:

 

[Nungali]

At friends place -  her young son .

 

' This new sex stuff is so confusing  "

 

Mom ; " What do you mean ?"

 

" Glenn   has Jane as his girl friend but now she ' sexually identifies ' as a boy , so they are saying they are in a same sex relationship. But he doesnt want that so he is going to identify as a girl so they can stay  heterosexual   . "

 

Me and mom ;   

 

Son , "   I am going to tell everyone that I now sexually identify as a helicopter    . "

 

   

[Nungali]

the dog on the left

 

 

 

" What the hell are you doing now ?  Is this going to hurt ?

Edited May 1, 2021 by Nungali

[Apech]

[Nungali]

My friends cat ate a ball of wool .

 

So they took her to the vet .

 

Diagnosis   ; 

 

 

 

' Looks like she is going to have mittens '

[manitou]

On 4/26/2021 at 1:51 PM, Nungali said:

Men who got caught masturbating at McDonalds ;

 

 

    

 

   

 

 

 

ANOTHER reason not to go .

 

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I was looking for   A photo to post in response to the someone's question what happened to Drew ?

 

I thought, as i do, if you can think it , you can find it on the internet  ... surely there is one ?

 

... looked it up , there is whole page of them  !   

 

-  Ewwwwwww .

 

 

 

I don't see what the problem is.  They all seem fairly healthy.

[Nungali]

and all seem to have something in common ....    a 'certain look' about them  ....

 

 

... like they should all be wearing the same t shirt , or something

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Taomeow]

[manitou]

On 5/9/2021 at 9:01 PM, Taomeow said:

 

 

My observers are two dogs.  It actually makes it a little harder to go....

[Taomeow]

1 hour ago, manitou said:

 

 

My observers are two dogs.  It actually makes it a little harder to go....

 

I don't know if I would be able to go at all in front of a dog.  Let alone two dogs.

 

 

[natural]

 

50 minutes ago, Taomeow said:

 

I don't know if I would be able to go at all in front of a dog.  Let alone two dogs.

 

 

That's called a dog gone moment ; )

[Nungali]

These guys watch me in the out house  ( it has big open windows to the forest )

 

 

( Butcher Bird )  .... just in case  ... ya know, maybe I will start digging in there and uncover a worm    

 

They follow me around a LOT  , especially when operating machinery - fearless , I have  actually had to stop slashing .... a small bird on the ground  Vs. a  Massey Ferguson  154 with a steel blade slasher going at 16,000 p/m  6 inches away from its head ... busy catching escaping bugs  ... nope , not moving, not finished yet  .

 

yesterday I was cleaning out my woodworking shed, making new shelves, stacking timber , lifted a piece up  off a damp patch and a HUGE funnel web nest  YIKES, where is it ?  Then a butcher bird flew in, stuck, and flew off ... in an instant ,  I didnt even see the spider .

Good boy  !  They got sausage  rewards later .

 

... I suppose I better tell a joke while I am here .

 

 

 

  a man takes his pet spider out for a night of drinking ; they start with beer and the spider keeps up - 1 for 1 . Then they go on to mixed drinks . The spider slows down a bit but still, manages to keep up . Then they go on'  to straight spirits ; rum, whisky, gin ... the spider is not looking well at all. Suddenly it falls off the bar stool and hits the ground - dead .   By now, its closing time so the man staaarts to leave  but the bartender stops him ;  ' Oi  ... ya cant just go home and leave that lyin'  there . "

 

and the man responds  .....

 

 

Spoiler

Thats not a lion , its a  spider .

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited May 13, 2021 by Nungali

[Taomeow]

[Nungali]

 

" This morning the wife said,  ' What are you going to do today ?'

I said,   'Nothing' .

She said,     ' You did that yesterday .' 

I said  ' I ain't finished yet . '  "

 

 

[Nungali]

Doing nothing is an incredible process and way to get things done efficiently .  Say, I have a 'chore' or a stage of work I am up to .  If I should be doing it  ( and that 'should'  could be for a variety of reasons ) , or have a schedule it can often not go well, I make mistakes and generally piss about inefficiently , or worse, bemoan how long it will take and what a hassle it will be  and .....

 

but if instead, I simply do  nothing , that is, not do it  and wait ,  then I will eventually be inspired, go to it with gusto, it flows, I enjoy it and , lo and behold, it seems to be done in no time at all .

 

Not doing nothing can waste more time than doing nothing , sometimes .

 

 

 

 

Edited May 15, 2021 by Nungali

[liminal_luke]

 

[Apech]