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1 hour ago, natural said:

I am going to have my eyes examined!

 

Some people deliberately  make them ... dont know why   :huh:

 

 

 

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19 hours ago, Nungali said:

No I dont .

 

I have been knitting and distributing these through UNESCO

 

 

 

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Giraffe scarf .

 

 

 

Do these provide sufficient thermoisolation for coffee to remain hot all the way down? 

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12 hours ago, Taomeow said:

 

Do these provide sufficient thermoisolation for coffee to remain hot all the way down? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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:angry:

 

Fuck cutting up all this arse-hole cauliflower into all its bastard little  turd bits  ! 

 

 

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.....  it's given me   Fleurette's  Syndrome  . 

 

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This made me laugh  cry  appreciate the fact that there's still a place on earth -- Scotland -- trying to wiggle its way out of becoming what it is asked to become -- California minus the sun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

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A friend told me she thought the impeachment  process should involve pelting Trump with rotten peaches .

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On 1/14/2021 at 4:26 PM, Nungali said:

A friend told me she thought the impeachment  process should involve pelting Trump with rotten peaches .

Ah some said he already had a round of pears.

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Mostly certain meme pages on reddit(first link), as well as the dad jokes sub(second link).

 

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telling somebody they're ruining the neighborhood...whilst their cheeks are peeking atcha...crack jokes lol

 Obsession... crack... don't even get me started on crack obsession I'm an addict...preferably female...

"What's the best way to get Mitch McConnell to work with you in the senate?"

"Sprinkle some crack on him."

 let's see...getting your dad laid and telling everybody you got two moms...

and most recently...being accused of an extramarital affair... with sasquatch.

getting caught shaving bigfoots ass in the backseat of your car, because you're addicted to crack...

 

 

 

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What´s the favorite punctuation mark of medical patients who´ve had part of their intestines removed?  

 

the semicolon

 

What´s the favorite punctuation mark of affluent suburban adolescents?

 

braces

 

What´s the favorite punctuation mark of morally compromised foodies?

 

the dash

 

What´s the favorite punctuation mark of urban gangsters?

 

bullet point

 

What´s the favorite punctuation mark of mysoginistic comedians?

 

(stopping while I´m ahead)

 

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22 hours ago, liminal_luke said:

What´s the favorite punctuation mark of medical patients who´ve had part of their intestines removed?  

 

the semicolon

 

What´s the favorite punctuation mark of affluent suburban adolescents?

 

braces

 

What´s the favorite punctuation mark of morally compromised foodies?

 

the dash

 

What´s the favorite punctuation mark of urban gangsters?

 

bullet point

 

What´s the favorite punctuation mark of mysoginistic comedians?

 

(stopping while I´m ahead)

 

 

 

. , lol

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44 minutes ago, manitou said:

 

 

. , lol

 

That´s exactly the punctuation mark I had in mind, Manitou.  As a guy with limited knowledge of such things, I thought it prudent before spelling it out to come to a full stop.

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47 minutes ago, liminal_luke said:

 

That´s exactly the punctuation mark I had in mind, Manitou.  As a guy with limited knowledge of such things, I thought it prudent before spelling it out to come to a full stop.

 

 

Believe me.  That's all you need to know.

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A 10 year old girl told me this joke today. we trade jokes often. made me laugh

 

A little girl had a cat that died. She pleaded with her mom that she wanted another one. The mom said to her  "what in the world are you going to do with two dead cats?"

 

 

 

 

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Just now, Wu Ming Jen said:

A 10 year old girl told me this joke today. we trade jokes often. made me laugh

 

A little girl had a cat that died. She pleaded with her mom that she wanted another one. The mom said to her  "what in the world are you going to do with two dead cats?"

 

 

 

 

Should've asked to Schrödinger for a cat.

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Since we're on the subject of cats once again, has everyone, by now, seen the cat who practices law in Texas?   In case you haven't...

 

 

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