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No silly, its not that

 

 

 

its this

 

 

 

 

A dance move that in which one rubs there palms togethers and thrusts there hips while standing on bent knees. Guanentees to get you laid.(60% of time it works every time.)
 
Next lesson , how to do the counterpane .
 
Or we could just quilt while we are ahead ?
 
 
 
 
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Even worse  ; 

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

 

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Bathroom cupboard ;

 

 

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_/\_ Don't see how any of that could work for Ganesha. 

 

Hindu Cosmos - Lord Ganesha (via Indian_ash) | Ganesha, Ganesha pictures,  Lord ganesha

 

 

He might need an old-fashioned Soviet gas mask.

Soviet Russian Gas mask PDF-7 S2 Mask hose Surplus respiratory Old style  1970's | eBay

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On 25/11/2020 at 1:44 AM, Taomeow said:

_/\_ Don't see how any of that could work for Ganesha. 

 

Hindu Cosmos - Lord Ganesha (via Indian_ash) | Ganesha, Ganesha pictures,  Lord ganesha

 

 

He might need an old-fashioned Soviet gas mask.

Soviet Russian Gas mask PDF-7 S2 Mask hose Surplus respiratory Old style  1970's | eBay

 

or one of these

 

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4 hours ago, Apech said:

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have you seen 'Stories from Normay '   great and hilarious !

 

 

 

 

I cant find the funniest section ;   Justin  (an actor playing him )    after running off from a concert after one song becasue he spilt his own water on the stage . laments that he just wants to be normal ,  sings a briliant song about it while he breaks into a heavy earth moving equipment yard and causes havoc with one of the machines .

 

Stories from Norway is very funny and clever .  Crazy Norwegians !   :) 

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I found it !

 

These shows are a mix  of real footage and  made up stuff.   This episode documents  Beiber's visit to Norway that for some reason went over the top in the lead up to become some sort of national event . Everyone got so hyoed up the fans where going crazy ( thats all in the film ) and goes up to the concert ... where, as best I can make out , at the beginning Bieber opens his water bottle takes a drink and then throws water out on to the audience . Then he looks down at his feet " There is water on the stage  !  ...  There is water on the stage  !  ...  Right , thats it !  "    And storms off stage   ????   Everyone is waiting , nope he has gone  ..... all those expensive tickets and fans dreams  .....

 

Then the film goes to an actor playing Beiber  where he runs away crying and lamenting the unfairness of it all ... and then  :

 

 

   from  17:10

 

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19 hours ago, Nungali said:

Then the film goes to an actor playing Beiber  where he runs away crying and lamenting the unfairness of it all ... and then  :

 

 

   from  17:10

 

 

 

At least we know his prostate is in good shape.

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3 hours ago, manitou said:

 

 

At least we know his prostate is in good shape.

 

Well, he did run away from his handlers  (until one carried him back to his jet )  , no one was there to hold the  bottle for him .

 

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Wait !   Maybe that's how the 'water' got on stage  ? 

 

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"There is water on the stage  ... thats it , I'm not doing the show .  "

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Episode 2 'The Diving Tower' was a good laugh .

 

 

Stories From Norway: The Musical! S1 Ep 2 - The Diving Tower

In 2008, the small town Hamar decided to build a diving tower, with a 1.5 million kroner budget. Once completed, seven years later, the price had escalated to a staggering 30 million. We follow the deputy mayor of Hamar, who had the idea, through the surreal story of how a simple idea can spiral totally out of control. And how can public officials build a diving board that exceeds the original budget with 2000% without losing their jobs? This is the investigative musical about the world's most expensive diving tower.

 

" Investigative musical "    :D 

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That whole scenario you just laid out would have been unusual four years ago.  Today, it's business as usual over here.

 

 

 

 

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Changed layed to laid, if you really must know.

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yes, its just been discovered that coronavirus can be transmitted by eyesight

 

 

 

 

 

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