What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

[Taomeow]

Coincidence?..

 

[natural]

Are we talking James Bond and Pussy Galore, sadly she passed on in I think April of 2020?

 I felt she left some big boots to fill...

Apech regardless of gender...

 

Well the cosmos has chosen something a little different, and I see high heels.

Regrets in advance for my cheekiness

It is A pech's fault

[moment]

two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts.

 

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

 

Actually, It isn’t a bear joke, but bear with me here…

 

Why can’t pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.

 

 

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

[Bindi]

 

[liminal_luke]

A panda walks into a bar.  He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.  "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.  "I´m a panda," he says at the door.  "Look it up."  The waiter turns to the relevent entry in the manual and sure enough finds an explanation.  

 

"Panda.  Large black and white bear-like mammal, native to China.  Eats shoots and leaves."

 

Edited August 15, 2020 by liminal_luke

[Nungali]

9 hours ago, liminal_luke said:

A panda walks into a bar.  He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.  "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.  "I´m a panda," he says at the door.  "Look it up."  The waiter turns to the relevent entry in the manual and sure enough finds an explanation.  

 

"Panda.  Large black and white bear-like mammal, native to China.  Eats shoots and leaves."

 

 

Down here ,  women call that  a wombat .........    "That guy is a wombat ."   (eats roots shoots and leaves )

[liminal_luke]

Hilarious (to me) article from the now defunct food magazine, Lucky Peach, about whether or not cooks should wash their chickens before cooking.

 

https://luckypeacharchive.wordpress.com/2017/03/21/should-you-wash-your-chicken-or-not/

[manitou]

11 hours ago, liminal_luke said:

Hilarious (to me) article from the now defunct food magazine, Lucky Peach, about whether or not cooks should wash their chickens before cooking.

 

https://luckypeacharchive.wordpress.com/2017/03/21/should-you-wash-your-chicken-or-not/

 

 

 An unforgettable  article.  Now I'm all confused.

[liminal_luke]

On 16/8/2020 at 11:14 AM, manitou said:

 

 

 An unforgettable  article.  Now I'm all confused.

 

Awww, don´t be confused.  These days, I fret about masks and people standing too close to me at the grocery store.  I worry about nuclear war, the upcoming presidential election, the radicalization of the right-wing extremists.  But whether or not I should wash my chicken?  As far as I´m concerned, all poultry -- washed and unwashed -- is on the back burner. 

Edited August 16, 2020 by liminal_luke

[moment]

DIY covid haircuts:

 

[Nungali]

Modern dating ;

 

" Well, its been fun talking to you on line ..... you seem nice , can we go to the next level?  How about you send me a picture of yourself ."

 

" Okay, sure,  here it is  ..... "

 

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

[moment]

[zerostao]

A friend asked me why I was talking so softly in the house.

I said, maybe Mark Zuckerberg is listening.

She laughed.

Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.

[Nungali]

On 17/08/2020 at 8:40 AM, moment said:

 

That 'sweet'  little girl in the first picture .....      ...... I think the  mother that cut her hair was  Rosemary Woodhouse 

[Taomeow]

Posted on my county's Reddit sub

 

[manitou]

15 hours ago, Nungali said:

 

That 'sweet'  little girl in the first picture .....      ...... I think the  mother that cut her hair was  Rosemary Woodhouse 

 

Had to google that one.  And to think Rosemary was president of the Future Homemakers Club during high school.

[moment]

The real real

Edited August 21, 2020 by moment

[moment]

[moment]

 

[Apech]

[Nungali]

12 hours ago, moment said:

 

 

This is why I now wear a face scarf on the motorcycle !

[Nungali]

12 hours ago, Apech said:

 

 

 

 

 

Young man to young woman's father ;   ' Sir, I  ask your permission to take your daughter for my wife . "

 

 

 

 

Father ;  " You pervert ! Go and find women for your wife somewhere else ! "

[Nintendao]

 

🦄🦧🎷 Saxsquatch!

 

Spoiler

Singin' don't worry... about a thing  🎶

 

 

[Nungali]

Highway Patrol Police Officer ;  " Do you know why I pulled you over Madam ? "

 

" Ummmm ......   so it would't be so windy when we talked  ? " 

[zerostao]

I realize not everyone on here is a combat veteran, so I'm putting this in a spoiler box, I found it funny as 2020

Spoiler