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This was pretty funny :)

mrpasserby

 

This poem (of sorts) is in honor of me changing my status from junior to Dao Bum on my profile.:)

Your a doabum:
If you are sitting on the pot but your really just posting a lot. Your a doabum
If you posted a great theme but nobody knows what you really mean. Your a doabum
If your walking out the door then you pause to post one more. Your a doabum
If you left your body behind and you are posting using only your mind. Your a doabum
If your holding onto your chair posting from a keyboard in the air. Your a doabum
If you transcended onto a new plane while your still posting your last refrain.

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A British ship was floundering off the coast of  Germany, they get on the radio .

 

" Hello, hello, is anyone out there ! "

 

" Hello, yes,  this is the German Coast  Guard ... what can we do for you ?"

 

" Oh, thank God  ... we are sinking ... we are sinking ! "

 

" I see .... and what are you sinking  about ?" 

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my son and I at the museum.

walking by an oil painting of adam and eve at the apple tree... with the serpent.

 

my son:  Dad?

me:  yea?

my son:  why do they always paint adam and eve with belly buttons?  what were they supposed to be attached to?

me:  i love you. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, silent thunder said:

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Makes perfect sense.  The function of the Dao is reversion.  In this case it only took 4,000 years.

 

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Nungali's  proper grammar;

 

Did you know that a sink is only called a sink  while  you are using  it  ?

 

After you stop using it, it becomes a sunk .

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I'm watching an old episode of Downton Abbey, and I burst out in laughter as soon as I heard some squire say to another squire of some sort:   "I'll cross that bridge when I get to it".

 

I laugh because of all the money I've spent on books and seminars where everyone's moving their arms around in the air.  Just to get to pretty much the exact same mindset.  I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.  LOL, they taught us that expression in the 3rd grade.  Why didn't I just listen?  :lol:

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