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Did you hear about the buddhist who refused Novocain during a dental procedure? He was trying to transcend dental medication. 

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The Buddhist householder could not make much progress in his meditative practice while his kids were growing up.  There was always so much to do. But eventually they grew and went off to college; only then did he experience true empty nest.

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I kept wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger. 

Then it hit me. 

 

 

The soldier who survived mustard gas and being pepper sprayed is now a seasoned veteran. 

 

 

Atheism is a non-prophet movement. 

 

 

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On 10/13/2017 at 4:23 PM, C T said:

I kept wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger. 

Then it hit me. 

 

 

The soldier who survived mustard gas and being pepper sprayed is now a seasoned veteran. 

 

 

Atheism is a non-prophet movement. 

 

 

Oh no..is this level of corniness actually allowed on this forum? Well.....I may use the last one;)

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17 minutes ago, Taomeow said:

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard over something this idiotic.  

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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This is a really old one and it wasn't intended to be funny but I always thought it was.

 

 

If you don't have 10 minutes to meditate daily, you had best make it 20.

 

 

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And The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But John came in fifth and won a toaster.  

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On 10/27/2017 at 0:56 PM, Marblehead said:

Those are for people who don't have a life.

 

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