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one great thing about america, is that we can openly make fun of and laugh at our elected "leaders"

and while i do like obama, when he comes out with sth like

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Quote from GrandMaster P

If we didn't play music during class the only musical acccompaniment would be gentle farts.

It's healthy.

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Reading about the Kunlun system, then the thought of calling people who practice it: Kunloons. :P

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Save the world resources! Think small!

 

Instead of genetically modifying our food sources to become larger, we should genetically shrink human beings down to be 1 inch tall.

 

It might take a few generations to succeed, but think of the resources we could save!

 

You could feed a whole family for one week with just one can of beans and a cracker.

 

Cars would be 4 inches long.. A thimble full of gas would last a whole year.. Or better yet, they could run on a lithium battery forever..

 

You could build 100 houses with the same materials that it takes to build one house.

 

Mud puddles would become spa resorts..

 

A roll of toilet paper would last a whole year.

 

Smaller is better!

 

:)

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LOL

Good idea.

I drive a Chevvy Matiz and somehow they worked out a way to make the petrol tank grow bigger with age.

When I bought the car new it cost £22 to fill the tank with petrol. Today it cost £38.

If they could maybe shrink it back to the original size?.....

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