Ladies Only--Witch's lefthand path for kundalini

[ShaktiMama]

Question for Witch and Susan- Have you had any contact/interaction with Mystress Angelique Serpent. (I believe she took a KAP class with Glenn years ago).

Thanks.

 

Angelique didn't take a class from Glenn. He didn't like her and she did not care so much for him. She and I met in 96 on the net but we "broke up" in 2006. We were friends for quite some time but we grew apart.

 

I invited her to come and teach with myself and Glenn in Vancouver in 2005 and she did. Glenn actually learned to have a little respect for her and vice versa.I once told him "i don't know why you guys dont get along. You both like to wear black clothes and think up new ways of hurting people."

 

I still run the kundalini sex group that she and a small circle of kundalites started in 97. It's on yahoo. I own the list now but handed off day to day admin to a senior student.

 

Susan

[Kameel]

Interesting. Thanks. I felt there must have been a connection there. Maybe time for a reunion?

Edited December 10, 2009 by Kameel

[Biff]

For you there is a preliminary step. When I said getting a vibrator will force your body to have an orgasm--that's what you need to do first, force your body to have an orgasm. If you've tried vibrators before and they haven't worked, get this baby:

 

http://www.eroscillator.com/

 

It is the jackhammer of vibrators, that thing could give a screaming orgasm to a mummy. If it's too pricey (it's very expensive), get a Hitachi Magic Wand.

 

Very expensive! but less cumbersome then the wand. An even cheaper alternative is the AA powered sonic brush. If your creative I guess you could make your own attachments. The big sell on that one is the oscillating action. My wife has never tried it (due to cost). Is it really worth that much? might make a very expensive stocking filler. Out of every device/fake cock my wife has tried she still says nothing beats the real thing. Perhaps she is just saying that so I don't feel threatened

 

.... Just thought I'd add... I don't mind making a mold of anyone is interested... lol. Sorry I stay of the tread now

 

 

 

Angelique didn't take a class from Glenn. He didn't like her and she did not care so much for him. She and I met in 96 on the net but we "broke up" in 2006. We were friends for quite some time but we grew apart.

 

I invited her to come and teach with myself and Glenn in Vancouver in 2005 and she did. Glenn actually learned to have a little respect for her and vice versa.I once told him "i don't know why you guys dont get along. You both like to wear black clothes and think up new ways of hurting people."

 

I still run the kundalini sex group that she and a small circle of kundalites started in 97. It's on yahoo. I own the list now but handed off day to day admin to a senior student.

 

Susan

 

She does not like to much 'forced practice' or martial arts type stuff as I'm sure you know. She is big into surrender and of course using sex magick. So perhaps it was the different approach. She is a very powerful woman and I have lots of respect for her. KAP would be kinda anti her approach but both methods are great!

[ShaktiMama]

 

 

Five warnings:

 

First, this path is expensive. You have to buy a lot of things, and that's just the way it is.

yep, expensive it can be.

 

Second, this path is going to bring you A LOT of male attention, even if you don't tell a soul what you are doing. If you aren't comfortable with that prospect, don't try this at home kids!

 

definately...if it doesn't, you aint doing it right.

 

Third, you can't be skinny and do this, it won't work. So if you like that bony look and want to stay a size 2, this isn't for you.

"I am too fat to do full lotus just thought i would say that up front and get it out of the way. Being of a more voluptuous type I would say being skinny can be a detriment based on my experience. "

 

Fourth, this sets off strong energy if it works, so be grounded. Have a job, have a routine, have common sense, preferably have a man knocking about who is open to having more sex.

"I agree. I work 40 hours a week in a high level position that requires sharp critical thinking skills and aggresive confidence. It keeps me grounded. Have the other stuff stuff except a bit celibate now but not by choice. "

 

Fifth, and I know this sounds silly but there it is, if this works for you and you get the whole nine yards--spontaneously orgasmic, heart energy outpourings, powerful kundalini energy at will, you have to give me something. It doesn't have to be something expensive, it can even be a found object, but it has to be a pretty thing. This is Hathor's path and she likes red and gold things. And she insists! You have to box it up and mail it to me. But this is only if it works, and not just libido increase or whatnot, only if you have the full kundalini thing.

 

"i am glad that you said/expect that. Honor the teachings and the teacher. Giri."

 

That said, there are some preliminaries. First, buy my book (it's very cheap used ) and go on my diet for at least three months before starting the rest. Including the gyneflex exercises, those are very important for this. Do those three times a week for twenty minutes without fail. You can get my book at amazon--The Orgasmic Diet by Marrena Lindberg.

 

Second, you need male pheromones. Of course the easiest thing is if you have a virile man knocking around, and by virile I mean his shape isn't like a potato. Have him take a shower and then exercise vigorously wearing a clean T-shirt and no deoderant for a good long time, until he builds up a sweat. Do the gyneflex exercises with the armpit of the T-shirt near your nose. The Athena Institute has quality male pheromones if you are currently single. Don't put them on you--if you have an aromatherapy thingummy you can add a couple drops to whatever oil you like to diffuse.

 

"I used to love the smell of my daddy's tshirts when I was a little girl. When they came out of the drier they still smelled like him without the pungency."

After you've done my diet for three months, your body will be ready for the next phase, which is snakes and porn and dirty writing. I did mention this was a lefthand path! Continue the diet, continue the exercises, and start watching porn every night right before you go to bed, at least twenty minutes, maybe a half hour. Don't get lesbian porn or porn with a storyline. Get gonzo porn with lots of cocks. Nothing degrading for its own sake like ATM, but gangbangs are good, and women giving blowjobs and getting facials. The sort of porn that you would never in a million years find a turn on. Also try your hand at writing naughty stories--figure out what really does turn you on. And watch youtube videos of snakes--I'll try to round up some good ones. Preferably lots of snakes together.

 

"When my k was first awakening my dreams and visions were filled with legions of snakes. Whatever you want to do that arouses the sex drive is also very helpful. But when you kundalini is rising in the beginning it is hard NOT to think of sex constantly. Kundalini rejuvenates the endocrine system. I used to get orgasms when sunlight fell across my skin or lightening would flash in the beginning."

 

Again, do not do those things until you have been on my diet for three months--otherwise you will simply horrify yourself. You have to change your body before any of it can have a good effect.

 

Also, start waking up your root chakra as much as possible. Use a Keeper or Mooncup during your period. When it isn't your period, try some variation of Smartballs, you should have acquired enough PC muscle strength to walk around with Smartballs or what porn shops call ben wa balls--not real ben wa balls, but hollow plastic balls with a marble inside, connected by a string, and coated in rubber or some rubber-like substance. Try spending a day with them inside.

 

"Squatting is also good. Opens the vagina, lower chakra. Imagine the red earth Shakti rising and filling your body."

 

Comments? I'm expecting plenty of Obviously, this sort of thing is not for every woman, but it sure did work for me.

 

 

Susan

Also excuse me while I learn the mechanics of this forum reply system

Edited December 10, 2009 by ShaktiMama

[ShaktiMama]

Can't say I didn't warn you of the effects!

 

Anyhow, I don't think any of this is conducive to kundalini rising in men, from what I've read on this site. You're supposed to think pure thoughts and the semen retention and 100 days and all that. And even if you don't do all that, doing what I'm recommending women do would simply drain all the sexual energy out of men immediately.

I will say up front that I am much more the mystical hedonist. Taoism I thought was about being in tune with nature. The Taoism I hear and read about seems more puritanical and punishing of a person's sexuality.

 

 

Although I should say, women shouldn't use vibrators doing this. Can have as many clitoral orgasms as you like, but using hands only.

 

Vaginal orgasms, on the other hand, knock yourself out, although leave out the vibrating things.

 

Women should also eat a lot of manfood. I toned that part down in my book to be PC, but women doing this should eat lots of red meat--red fatty meat and butter. And drink wine and beer, although in moderation. Too much will interfere with sexual response.

I would definately agree on this one. My favorite thing to have is bone broth made with buffalo shank or beef oxtail. Throw a couple of pounds of those puppies into the largest crock pot you can find. Cover with a couple of cartons of broth, about one shot of vinegar or wine (helps leach out the minerals), and cook till everything falls off the bone. It is the most yangifying drink I have ever had. Almost instant heat and horniness for me. Eat everything that cooks off the bone, including the tendon, fat and marrow which is pure fat. I call it bone butter. Glenn and I used to have roasted split long beef bones. Scoop the marrow out and spread on toast. Good for chi and blood deficiency. I also like to use pork shank. I am also partial to black and blue prime rib. When Kundalini starts to rise it's hot in the body and it's will eat you alive unless you feed it.

 

I eat veggies but not much starchy/sugary stuff ( i get sick if I do but I still like a bite of chocolate cake now and then). I get cravings for avocadoes. I do eat berries and occasionally melons when in season. Shakti loves sugar. (The brain's food is glucose. I think the brain takes up 20% of the body's metabolic needs.)The temptation is to down a whole flat of krispy kremes and gatorade which I have seen a student of mine do when he was living with me for awhile. Bad practice...better to go fruit or complex carbs if you can tolerate them. But...it is difficult to separate a man from his donuts. LOL

 

Oh...don't forget the dark chocolate.YUM. Dark chocolate shavings over 5 year old cheddar and raspberries. YUM with a glass of Merlot if you like the stuff. I used to serve that to Glenn.

 

I dont drink. Dont like the taste of it. I do like hot saki though. I drink almost exclusively filtered water and occasionally chai with lots of organic milk.

 

mmmm...boners.

 

Oh, and yes, I did have my own forum for a while. And don't get me started on blogs! I have a problem with blogs, much better to be part of a community, with plenty of feedback and communication.

I have lists but they take up a lot of time. Been using Face book more. I am on face book if you want to join and Santi and I have a global shaktipat page. We will be doing the next one on the 21st, Solistice. 100% of donations are going to the Abandoned Children's Charity.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Ku...75402080?ref=nf

 

Dr. Morris got his kundalini rising through watching porn? I'd like to know more, quite curious. Didn't know men could follow this path.

It's not exclusively porn. It was an adjunct practice. Glenn was like most guys...loved women and sex and anything to do with women and sex. He was married 5 times.

 

Also forgot to add--once you start watching porn, you can exercise the PC muscles with the Gyneflex while watching so it doesn't take up too much time. Multitasking!

 

 

Susan

[ShaktiMama]

Interesting. Thanks. I felt there must have been a connection there. Maybe time for a reunion?

 

 

It won't happen. Our styles are too different. She wanted me to be submissive to her. You can't get alpha females to be in the room with each other for long. She was a very helpful friend in the early years. Learned some good things from her and then in like a lot of relationships, we grow in different ways.

 

Wow, it IS a small world--I think I know who you are, now that I've seen your picture. Several years back when all of this started happening and I was kind of freaked, I was hunting around online, one of the reasons I ended up here. I joined a yahoo group, can't remember the name, I think it was a yahoo group, and described my experiences which were pretty much laughed at--which I can totally relate to! I mean, I laugh at me. I think you thought I was nutty, although when I told you about the weird electrical problems I keep having you said I might be onto something. The old IT guy here at work hated me, I kept busting his computers. Somebody said I was a Sheela Na Gig, and then I got a little alarmed because a couple guys wanted to pay me for my heart energy, to fly to me and get my heart energy, so I quit the group.

 

Oh, I should also add that I think at the time I was trying to be mainstream and downplay the kundalini stuff because I was promoting my book, didn't want to freak anybody out. Another reason to keep the tantric stuff on the downlow. But now that I've been on Katie Morgan's show playing with a vulva puppet and orgasming on camera, there really isn't much mainstream conformity for me to lose, now is there!

 

You had it rise in the mid-90's too? Also spontaneously? TOTALLY none of my business but do you have an Eris fire singleton in your astrological chart? That would mean the only fire planet in your chart is Eris, in other words none of your other planets are in Aries, Leo or Sagittarius.

 

 

Female Sexual Power: http://www3.sympatico.ca/antoine.carre/femalepower/index.htm

 

My sincerest apologies if you felt laughed at. I can be an arrogant asshole at times. Glenn used to say, "if you were an asshole before k awakes, you will be wide and gaping after."

 

I dont know what Eris means but I am a triple fire sign. Leo Sun, Leo Rising, Aries moon.

 

My k was sputtering along in the late 80s or 90s...maybe pranic stuff ...not sure. I got shaktipat in 10/91 and my life was forever changed.

 

 

 

 

.... Just thought I'd add... I don't mind making a mold of anyone is interested... lol. Sorry I stay of the tread now

She does not like to much 'forced practice' or martial arts type stuff as I'm sure you know. She is big into surrender and of course using sex magick. So perhaps it was the different approach. She is a very powerful woman and I have lots of respect for her. KAP would be kinda anti her approach but both methods are great!

 

 

KAP is big on surrender and so am I. Kundalini practice is futile if there is no surrender. Resistance is futile.

The more one begins to think of themselves as zero or nothing (not in a door mat type of way) the faster the process will happen. My whole kundalini practice and history can be summed up in the word surrender.

 

Like Santi says...Come with an empty cup.

[Vajrasattva]

It won't happen. Our styles are too different. She wanted me to be submissive to her. You can't get alpha females to be in the room with each other for long. She was a very helpful friend in the early years. Learned some good things from her and then in like a lot of relationships, we grow in different ways.

Female Sexual Power: http://www3.sympatico.ca/antoine.carre/femalepower/index.htm

 

My sincerest apologies if you felt laughed at. I can be an arrogant asshole at times. Glenn used to say, "if you were an asshole before k awakes, you will be wide and gaping after."

 

I dont know what Eris means but I am a triple fire sign. Leo Sun, Leo Rising, Aries moon.

 

My k was sputtering along in the late 80s or 90s...maybe pranic stuff ...not sure. I got shaktipat in 10/91 and my life was forever changed.

KAP is big on surrender and so am I. Kundalini practice is futile if there is no surrender. Resistance is futile.

The more one begins to think of themselves as zero or nothing (not in a door mat type of way) the faster the process will happen. My whole kundalini practice and history can be summed up in the word surrender.

 

Like Santi says...Come with an empty cup.

 

Don't listen to SANTI he knows nothing

 

Susan Carlson on Tbumbs?? hahaha know you guys are in trouble for sure.....

[ShaktiMama]

I also want to thank you for the warm welcome.

Shakti love,

Susan

[witch]

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It sounds like we are on the same path. It makes me happy; it's hard to find women who can relate. I mean, I do have female friends, but it's hard for them not to think of me as a big freak because my experience has been so different from theirs.

I also get very orgasmic during thunderstorms.

So you had a shaktipat transmission from someone then, that's what started it. I was certainly way off with the fire thing--had to ask though.

I can give energy through the heart and also stir up sexual energy in men, but neither of those are particularly healing (except maybe healing from ED ). If I heal somebody I have to do it by taking the sickness into me, and then it's usually weaker and I can overcome it in my own body or I put it into the ground. But that's not what you do, so that's different.

The main thing I do is have orgasms from the center of my chest. Edited December 11, 2009 by witch

[witch]

Very expensive! but less cumbersome then the wand. An even cheaper alternative is the AA powered sonic brush. If your creative I guess you could make your own attachments. The big sell on that one is the oscillating action. My wife has never tried it (due to cost). Is it really worth that much? might make a very expensive stocking filler. Out of every device/fake cock my wife has tried she still says nothing beats the real thing. Perhaps she is just saying that so I don't feel threatened

 

.... Just thought I'd add... I don't mind making a mold of anyone is interested... lol. Sorry I stay of the tread now

 

 

Oh dear Lord,

 

Of course no fake cock is better than the real thing. I'm partial to jildos myself, those are my favorites in my box o'cocks. But no tongue or finger can give a clitoris the same super-intense stimulation as a good vibrator. You can feel the difference yourself, just hold the tip of the vibrator on your frenulum for five minutes. But it's not as good as the real thing because it happens too fast for real sexual arousal.

 

On the other hand, for a once in a while thing, because otherwise she will get desensitized and not be able to orgasm from oral, etc. the Eroscillator is the thing if you want to give her nine intense clitoral orgasms in a row.

[witch]

Actually, that's not true. The heart energy I've given men has ended up healing them over time, although not intentionally on my part. Not like healing with my hands, where I focus on the healing itself.

[everseeking]

 

This video best describes my reaction to this thread and all the super powered women :-)

[witch]

No, that's what it's like for me too! I've had guys give me an orgasm from a handshake. It makes the definition of sex really confusing when you come harder from eye contact than you did in ten years of bed-thumping screwing. I mean, I'm female so you can't really tell, I've gotten good at hiding when I'm having an orgasm.

[everseeking]

lol. Witch, I wanna look your book up (sneak my wife the diet, and maybe the old pork sword) and I'd like to see that video of you on the Katie Morgan show-could you please tell me your name?

Or pm it to me at least?

[witch]

lol. Witch, I wanna look your book up (sneak my wife the diet, and maybe the old pork sword) and I'd like to see that video of you on the Katie Morgan show-could you please tell me your name?

Or pm it to me at least?

 

Careful what you wish for.... One time this guy at the gas station where I get gas, we got to talking and I told him about my book. He was all excited, you know, because his wife was never interested in sex. Like a month later he came up to me looking all wan and desperate and asked me if I knew anything to improve male potency.

 

I posted my name and the name of my book in the very first post!

 

The sneaky way to get your wife on my diet is to take over the cooking and food shopping. It's much more expensive to do it through food than supplements, but it can be done. The main thing is the omega-3 fatty acids. To get a lot of those in the diet all your meat needs to be free-range, if you know a hunter that might come in handy, and you should have salmon or other fatty fish twice a week. Don't go more, be careful of the EPA restrictions on fish-eating. The nice thing about taking fish oil is that the mercury is removed in the processing. You could persuade her to take fish oil for some other reason, like youthful skin or heart health, and just make sure you get a sneaky very high quality brand. The Zone Labs brand is good because the recommended dose on the label is enormously high, what I recommend, so she won't know she's doing anything unusual. It's also ultrarefined so not too many pills to take.

[everseeking]

Thanks!

 

Problem that may arise is, She's a Registered Licensed Dietitian, and a stickler about fats-and everything else food wise.

[witch]

Oh, good luck! You'll have to get my book then, maybe the appendices might help persuade her. Although fish oil is pretty popular now in nutritional circles, she might be open to it. Although probably not to the red meat thing. But if all you want to do is increase her libido so she wants to screw all the time, you don't need all the extra stuff in this thread, just the basics in the book. Don't need to be quite so...carnivorous just to simply get hornier. She's probably not going to open to the fatty red meat thing.

[Biff]

The nice thing about taking fish oil is that the mercury is removed in the processing.

 

If it's just about the Omega etc then Salba would be a better choice. It has way more then fish (It also has more dietary fiber then any other food). In fact it's probably has the highest source in nature. It was eaten by the Aztecs for health and endurance and Drew might love to know that Salba (Salvia hispanica L) is a member of the mint family and a relation to Salvia Divinorium!!

 

Actually even Flax has more Omega then fish (Guess it depends on type) but lets look how Salba looks against my fav... Salmon!! (cuz it looks like a lovely pink snatch and 45 seconds in the microwave... well just don't get caught doing that)

 

 

aaaaaaaOmega-3s:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaOmega-3s:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaOmega-3s:

aaaaaaa22.6 mg/gramaaaaaaaaaaaaa192.8 mg/gramaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa228.7 mg/gram

 

 

aaaaaaaOmega-6s:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaOmega-6s:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaOmega-6s:

aaaaaaa6.6 mg/gramaaaaaaaaaaaaaa57.1 mg/gramaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa63.4 mg/gram

 

Salba has many many health benefits. It's considered a 'super-food' and is more then likely the most nutritionally dense food there is.... except of course for my semen.

 

 

if all you want to do is increase her libido so she wants to screw all the time, you don't need all the extra stuff in this thread, just the basics in the book.

 

I find helping round the house works for that.... lol.

Edited December 11, 2009 by Biff

[witch]

Actually semen is quite high in omega-3 fatty acids, as is breastmilk. The body considers it a valuable substance.

 

Vegetable sources of omega-3 fatty acids are useless. EPA is required as a baseline, but the main omega-3 fatty acid required for women's libido is DHA. The ratio of conversion from ALA (found in plants) to DHA is like sixty to one, so you'd have to eat a bushel of that stuff to get the same effect. It's easiest to get DHA from animal sources, although there is one vegetarian supplement made from algae somehow, Omega-Zen.

[Biff]

Actually semen is quite high in omega-3 fatty acids, as is breastmilk. The body considers it a valuable substance.

 

Vegetable sources of omega-3 fatty acids are useless. EPA is required as a baseline, but the main omega-3 fatty acid required for women's libido is DHA. The ratio of conversion from ALA (found in plants) to DHA is like sixty to one, so you'd have to eat a bushel of that stuff to get the same effect. It's easiest to get DHA from animal sources, although there is one vegetarian supplement made from algae somehow, Omega-Zen.

 

Oh well.... I do love eating bushel though...

[everseeking]

Witch-

Nice info! as for;

 

She's probably not going to open to the fatty red meat thing.

 

Thats exactly the problem-she doesnt let me feed her the meat enough. Im considering a home labotomy kit from Rovco.

 

Biff--dude, I do all the cleaning. Most cooking. All the masturbating, etc.

[One love]

I've had guys give me an orgasm from a handshake. It makes the definition of sex really confusing when you come harder from eye contact than you did in ten years of bed-thumping screwing.

 

"Hand/Eye contact giving orgasms 101" thread is needed like ASAP

[lino]

 

Thats exactly the problem-she doesnt let me feed her the meat enough. Im considering a home labotomy kit from Rovco.

 

 

 

This has two MEANINGS right?

[theoddore]

And watch youtube videos of snakes--I'll try to round up some good ones. Preferably lots of snakes together.

 

This is a good one:

 

http://tvshack.net/documentaries/Life_in_C...cated_Serpents/

 

I endorse this thread 1000%

 

 

Theoddore

[witch]

"Hand/Eye contact giving orgasms 101" thread is needed like ASAP

 

Sixth chakra of course. PUA sixth chakra. But the key thing is first you need to find a woman who is spontaneously orgasmic Unless you're Drew Hempel, who seems to get off all and sundry. Ask him, he's the expert on it, not me. I'm the expert at giving women the ability to have one.