Mickey Laoshu

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There once lived a baboon-a

who goes by the name of Pandit-a

Day and night

she does nothing but spite

at times, well, looks as if she's gonna bite..

 

How she ended up here

from beyond the weir

is anybody's guess.

In her slinky red dress,

albeit a touch unpressed,

she mouths off without much rest -

only fooling herself

in the wee process..

 

She thinks she is well-liked by the Chinese;

But didn't know she was only tolerated

for smelling alot like a burger with cheeese!

If there is one thing 'bout her,

this white Baboon-a,

who goes by the name of Pandit-a,

the Chinese silently abhor,

are her words,

spewing forth like those of an itchy whore..

 

 

(An orientalia poem)

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Hmmmmm.......

 

Dunno 'bout that "slinky red dress" but

whatever turns you on, I suppose!

 

I'll leave those 'experts' to decide how much of your effort is Daoism or even how it is a "poem"

 

What you do with animals and cheese burgers is your business

no need to advertise that here - but

I would worry about those sexist and anti-Latin bent though

 

Not healthy!

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...

Chu's herd always talk the same way as you (cheap arrogance, inadequate) - but most end up training with my students!

 

Do try to grow up and give all that addiction to ego-tripping a good rest.

...

I am wondering, Pandit Tree: How do you perceive the appearance of your own writing-style in this matter? ... Provided you consciously read what you write.

 

 

By the way... according to this...

A good start would be to start treating others as they would like to be treated

...presuming that you live up to that philosophy, I could bury you in vulgar language about hipocrisy and all that stuff, but since I myself live up to that philosophy, I treat you as I wish to be treated. :)

It's just that I'm wondering whether you might be the world's most advanced and extensive case of Tourette Syndrom or a real master of Troll-Chi. :lol:

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"...presuming that you live up to that philosophy, "

 

I don't live up to any philosophy. I just live.

 

 

 

"but since I myself live up to that philosophy"

 

If you want me to say you are a good boy, here you are:

Good Boy!

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"There is taking the P*ss under Heaven!"

..and looks like everyone here has an umbrella save for you, Pandita....... ayoyo! :lol::lol:

 

 

 

Mind those cheroots in your shorts and shirt pockets dont get wet haha.. Why dont you humor us by revealing how you managed to evade customs with such a big haul of 'em the last time you left Mumbai? Must have hidden them up somewhere fit and snug eh? Why dont you 'let it all out' here, Pandita ayoyo? I assure you you'd feel that much lighter after! :lol: And we all could do with a good laugh :lol: , seeing its that time of the year again..

 

 

 

As they say over in Ireland, once an eejit always an eejit!

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Your "Tao" is about being racist to the Indians and the Irish then?!!!

 

You should tell your parents pig farming used to be a worthy occupation! :lol:

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missed this place.. whenever I get all idealistic about society evolving spiritually, intellectually, and ethically..and wondering what a utopia would be like... I come here and get a reality check.

 

The Tao Bums, a sure fire way to experience idiocy.. first hand! :lol:

 

 

It's just that I'm wondering whether you might be the world's most advanced and extensive case of Tourette Syndrom or a real master of Troll-Chi. :lol:

 

bahaha! priceless :)

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missed this place.. whenever I get all idealistic about society evolving spiritually, intellectually, and ethically..and wondering what a utopia would be like... I come here and get a reality check.

 

The Tao Bums, a sure fire way to experience idiocy.. first hand! :lol:

bahaha! priceless :)

 

 

Should pitch a permanent tent here, son!

 

You should find good company with hardyg and cowtao!

Edited by Pandit Tree

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