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Actually, I've always said that any religion properly practiced with love and compassion will lead to a higher rebirth with higher faculties. :)

I actually poop twice a day, every day, sometimes 3 times a day. Thank you though for your concern. :lol:

Not useless, just incomplete. :P

 

Both Jesus and the Buddha worked on converting people. Jesus was not so good at it. The Buddha? A freakin' star at it!! Of course, he was a fully realized Buddha without any neurotic tendencies or psychic knots. Not like me or you for instance.

Dependent Origination is the only way my dear... it really is. I don't care if you call it, Zabapooga! If the intuitive understanding is there, then emptiness is seen directly without there being a seer or ultimate subject of all.

 

You take care of that head now.

 

I'll try to do the same with mine. ;)

 

anything for you my brother .... if thrice does not work, there is always vedanta, yoga or Christianity to poop on. Anything to make you happy brother. I can get you some "Buddha's way only way" or "Buddha beats the shit out of others" toilet paper. Anything for you brother ... Other toilet papers may not be useless but they may also not clean up completely... and then there is stinnnnkkkkk.... not helpful in our mission to spread dhamma...we want to be way cleaner than catholic priests...

 

I agree with everything you say brother. I am really concerned about you and no one else. Emptiness is really it. I would really like to help you out if you wanna empty your house and throw away things. And then you can help me with the same. We should start by emptying respect for others, courtesy for speech, and all those fluffy new age things. These God/Self cultists will go any length to rob us of our emptyness. The only way we can save ourselves from God is to tell them all this, like we are doing.

 

OMmmm ...tequila finally kicked into my brain .... let it go brother, be peaceful...let go of this urge to empty..let go of associated feelings to empty yourself through pooping, screaming, puking, crapping...let it go...if it requires you to do more of all this here, do it! Whatever it takes to make you feel good man... walk over me, trample me ...do a Mikaelz ... I will bear it all for you...anything for you my man...

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OOOOMMMMMM ....gosh, my new age self is not kicking in...I may need some Tequila now... :huh:

 

Try some Grey Goose Vodka straight, it's quite smooth and will hit you fast. Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

What kind of internet business do you run, anyway...I mean nothing specific, just in general... I mean, I know it's

not like a porn site or anything!!! But what is it? Kombucha? Nigerian Banking? Coral Calcium? We're dying to know!

:lol::lol::lol:

 

Nope, no porn sites. Though I have done porn in my youth, hey... why not? Then I had a dream where Gurumayi came into my room while I was counting my porn money and she nodded her head, "no"! I did one more shoot and then decided... I can't go against the Guru's wishes, this must not be good karma, and quit. Though, I don't judge anyone else who does that for a living... hey! It was fun... kinda. I prefer making love to someone who loves me though... and practice some inner alchemical tantra, that's much more enticing, and much more fun and satisfying.

 

I did grow up quite poor in fact. Though... It seems my future is bright!!

 

Take care of your sarcastic bone... it might pop through your pant leg.

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Oh yes, I'm lying about the PM's of course!! That must be it. I should cut and paste the private PM's to prove myself, right?

Nope, bliss of any level if spiritual is deep. You really have quite the subjective absolutist reading abilities, don't cha? Jesusfreak, never changes....

 

There are the bliss's of the Samadhi's and the Bliss's of seeing the different stages of emptiness realization of a Bodhisattva which transcends even the bliss of beyond perception and non-perception and is not an altered state of mind at all, and is very unassuming. Much like what the Dalai Lama has.

Yeah, I know... guess not. Man... Lets bring out the real whips and kick some booty!!

Many including you do not... no. You think some sort of subjective supernatural powers are some sort of great sign? Even a sense of peace conditioned and based upon an absolute source of existence will only lead to further recycling. Yes indeed... I do in fact know what I'm talking about in way's that you cannot yet fathom dear child of mine. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yeah, sure...

 

You got me pinned! Finally someone who can online... oh what's that song by Roberta Flack!? "Strumming my pain with his fingers... telling my life with his words... Killing me softly, with your typing, killing me softly...."

 

Lets all sing along!!!

 

Then we'll do some Kumbaya around the fire place!!!

:P

 

I love it, thanks for the comic relief. It's awesome!!

 

I actually love singing that Roberta Flack song, makes me cry most times... looooove it!! I love Kumbabaya too actually... :lol:

 

Brother, don't take me wrong. I don't doubt your ability to copy paste here. Brother, I fully understand that of yours talent which drives your passionate mission on this forum. I humbly surrender to your art to be able to dependently originate dharma through copy paste. But for the sake of the morons who assume your popularity is lesser than Sarah Palin or Britney Spears (i.e. lately after she gave up celebdom for dhamma), pasting those messages may help. But I know you wont not because you cant find them or they are not saved in sent folder but because you are humble and don't like to brag. Brother, you're awesome. Brother, you got me wrong again...supernatural powers are real. I see them here and in you. My tummy aches with joy everytime I read the glory of dharma in your posts and I roll on the wretched floor crying in painful bliss - Buddha is the only way, kick others in the gut....kick it kick it...I cry till I find a nod of approval from the three jewels - you, buddha or dalai lama. Mind you, its all for you brother ..

 

I am not too sure on Roberta's song brother, I think it is incomplete. It is also not approved by Buddha/Dalai Lama/Namkhai Norbu. Mikaelz even found out that she is a part of a New Age Hindu cult that converts people to Theism. Can there be greater horror in this world than God or Self attachment? What are all these people crying about war, hunger, rape etc. It is the superiority of Buddhism that is the answer to all problems and educating theists is what we should all be doing...

 

gosh, ran out of tequila and now my new age character won't make an entry. Ommmmmm and I rush to get a bottle...anything for you brother...

 

Just now someone sent a PM and pointed to a grave mistake. I am told I am paying enough respect to Namdrol. I am not sure who he is, but my informer tells me it is mandatory to pay respects to him/her in VH territory. I am doing just that my brother...anything for you.... I offer myself to empty his house for you as well. I will go through the pain of emptying every last bit on ebay and then we can donate it all to Save Tibet fund. anything for you...

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These God/Self cultists will go any length to rob us of our emptyness. The only way we can save ourselves from God is to tell them all this, like we are doing.

 

OMmmm

 

It's interesting, I can see and feel psychic stones or rather boulders as tall as people around me... Oh... that's you and the rest.

 

Interesting...

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It's interesting, I can see and feel psychic stones or rather boulders as tall as people around me... Oh... that's you and the rest.

 

Interesting...

 

 

Okay, tequila is back and so is my new age self... release, let go...ommmmmmmmmmm ...gurumayi ommmmm....harimayi ommmm..... let go brother ...

 

stones, boulders, psychic, psychotic, me, the rest... we are all wrong and following incomplete paths. I will say this till my last breath and scream Buddha's glory in every Macdonald's I can go to... anything to see you through the therapy brother....release that anger, let go... anything for you...I even started repeating dependent origination ommmmm ...dependent origination ommmmmm ... I got a call from yogani to stick to I AM mantra. I dared to even ignore him. anything for you brother... please realize my worth here...mikel may support you through words, xabir through more quoted words, but its me who is supporting you through words, deeds and more... appreciate me, love me, notice me... slurrrrpppp......and I need more than tequila to keep this going. Let me try channeling my ol pal Ron Jeremy. ommmmmmmmmmm

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Thanks... no this is great actually. I'm enjoying this...

 

Hmmm... I don't really have anything else to say... LOL!! :lol::lol::lol:

 

I do have to keep kicking you off my left shoulder though... it's kinda hurting my left shoulder blade...

 

So, that's not too fun, but alas these are the things one deals with "online"... have to turn it all to the realization of blissful interdependence/emptiness

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Though I have done porn in my youth, hey... why not?

 

Then I had a dream where Gurumayi came into my room while I was counting my porn money and she nodded her head, "no"! I did one more shoot and then decided... I can't go against the Guru's wishes, this must not be good karma, and quit. Though, I don't judge anyone else who does that for a living... hey! It was fun... kinda. I prefer making love to someone who loves me though... and practice some inner alchemical tantra, that's much more enticing, and much more fun and satisfying.

 

 

 

 

Dude!! Street cred!! Plus darshan from the the high lady (did I mention I love love love her?)!

But maybe you should leave out the part about 'making love' to keep your cred? I mean a porn philosopher magus internet entrepeneur? You're the only one here like that! Respect!

 

You're finally letting loose here a little, VH, especially for a Neo-con!

 

Hey, I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!

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. I got a call from yogani to stick to I AM mantra.

 

Ham Sa is a good mantra... or So Ham... but, Om Ah Hum... is really good.

 

Om on the inbreath, Ah when the energy is centered in the central channel, it's a very subtle Ah, then Hum on the outbreath.

 

It kinds of ends up running together and creating a kind of opening, closing sound like Spanda.

 

 

 

 

 

Neo-con!

 

 

 

What's a neocon?

 

A new age con artist? LOL!!

 

Oooookay? No really...

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Thanks... no this is great actually. I'm enjoying this...

 

Hmmm... I don't really have anything else to say... LOL!! :lol::lol::lol:

 

I do have to keep kicking you off my left shoulder though... it's kinda hurting my left shoulder blade...

 

So, that's not too fun, but alas these are the things one deals with "online"... have to turn it all to the realization of blissful interdependence/emptiness

 

I feel vindicated at last. If I helped you even a little in wielding Buddha's sword and cutting through the dogmas of these incomplete paths, I feel fulfilled. Wait till you hear my weekend plan. I am going to the local Siddha yoga center and telling them: gurumayi is great, she has VH's approval. But this path is incomplete. You will get sucked into samsara. Buddhism is wisdom, others are all incomplete - sort of rubbish but not rubbish. I mean they are okay, not bad, they are just not good... I mean you know what I am saying... after all you're the one who has tried it all...

 

 

ommmmmmmm.....and my higher self returns from the bar into this dependently originated body .... let it allllll go....if your shoulder hurts, let it go....if kicking hurts, let it go...even if kicking off is as natural to you as it is to a donkey, let it go brother... peace and love is all it is... Buddha likes peace and love too, if you give him some in orange robe. its all for you my brother

 

Thanks... no this is great actually. I'm enjoying this...

 

Hmmm... I don't really have anything else to say... LOL!! :lol::lol::lol:

 

I do have to keep kicking you off my left shoulder though... it's kinda hurting my left shoulder blade...

 

So, that's not too fun, but alas these are the things one deals with "online"... have to turn it all to the realization of blissful interdependence/emptiness

Fun...not fun...fun...not fun...

 

signs are not good brother...the God guys are taking away your subtle realizations. Retract before they convert you to their own creed of normal people. Its our Super Human Realized Buddha status that is at stake here. We don't want a reprimand from dalai lama do we? fun, no fun.... duality is setting in...god, are you contracting Vedanta? You need help and real soon brother...

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QUOTE(TheSongsofDistantEarth @ Jul 31 2009, 07:50 PM)

 

 

 

Neo-con!

What's a neocon?

 

A new age con artist? LOL!!

 

Oooookay? No really...

 

Oh... A Neoconservative. Duh! Yeah... no.

 

Not really. Just a Buddhist. The Buddha knew what he was talking about, he's quite special. Not all roads lead to liberation from Samsara, but many roads lead to heaven.

 

I hope your on that road at least.

:)

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Ham Sa is a good mantra... or So Ham... but, Om Ah Hum... is really good.

 

Om on the inbreath, Ah when the energy is centered in the central channel, it's a very subtle Ah, then Hum on the outbreath.

 

Oooookay? No really...

Brother, if you say so, it must be good. I will try that out. I prefer the second one for the first seems Hindu. Its all good but rather incomplete and leading to nowhere. I don't want another birth. I want to be like my idol - you - compassionate, all-knowing, non-judgmental and loved by all. I like the second mantra though. It is Buddhist.

 

Aaah, now I know. This was a test before I was baptized into buddha dhamma. You were checking if I still had Hindu or New Age leanings. Brother, it is you who gives me strength to go through these ordeals unscathed. It is only Islam you've left untouched in your dhamma teachings and I am positive that is on the cards too. What have you not gone through on this forum in your attempt to make people realize how wrong they are? The hatred, attack and abuse you have received and the way you have handled them are clear indicators of your Bodhisattva status. My salutes to you brother... I am choked with emotion, I can't talk any more brother....all I want to say is...anythin...sob sob

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Vajra, I've got a facial recognition program running now and cross referencing to the internet porn data base to recall your movies... so far we've come up with playing the lead in the Tao Te Chinga... more to follow!! So delish...a former porn star right here on taobums dusting it up with non-duality!!!

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Oh... A Neoconservative. Duh! Yeah... no.

 

Not really. Just a Buddhist. The Buddha knew what he was talking about, he's quite special. Not all roads lead to liberation from Samsara, but many roads lead to heaven.

 

I hope your on that road at least.

:)

 

You're so right brother. I thought there were two routes that took me to my workplace. But I now realized how wrong I was. There cannot be two roads leading to one goal. Thanks to your inspiration, I figured out the right path to be that one where a Trader Joe's was playing Buddha bar. Now I am on right path brother - Buddha bar path...hell with Hindus and Christians... let them be in their heavens... I will follow you straight out of samsara on the buddha express.... gratitude my brother

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Vajra, I've got a facial recognition program running now and cross referencing to the internet porn data base to recall your movies... so far we've come up with playing the lead in the Tao Te Chinga... more to follow!! So delish...a former porn star right here on taobums dusting it up with non-duality!!!

 

LOL! Wow...

 

HAAH!! Well... I only did a few am's bro... no porn star by far... uh uh. Very few times did I venture into that arena. It was interesting but did not hold my attention for very long. I got the dream after the first shoot in fact.

 

So, I only did two Am productions for mass consumerism. I felt the psychic backlash on that too. Thanks though for the good words? :lol::lol::lol:

 

You guys are fun actually... now I can feel you guys whisper your words... lol...

 

HAHA!

:)

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LOL! Wow...

 

HAAH!! Well... I only did a few am's bro... no porn star by far... uh uh. Very few times did I venture into that arena. It was interesting but did not hold my attention for very long. I got the dream after the first shoot in fact.

 

So, I only did two Am productions for mass consumerism. I felt the psychic backlash on that too. Thanks though for the good words? :lol::lol::lol:

 

Brother why do you log out and log back in when you post? It leaves me so worried of your safety. Those 10+ minutes of the day when you're not on the forum or posting, I die a death worried of what is happening to you...if you were attacked by brahmins, vedantists, christians... stay safe brother. I know you have other things to do, like poop, eat and poop...but brother if you leave uninformed, do you even understand what your millions of admirers on this forum have to go through? Popular ones like you are the ones most attacked. Loving personality always attracts attacks. That idiot my Lord Jesus knew nothing when he proclaimed love attracts love. It served him right anyway, Buddha beat him fair and square in the great wrestling match at Takshila. Now we know where Jesus was during the missing years. The world does not understand dependent origination and thats make it a reallly unsafe place.

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You're so right brother. I thought there were two routes that took me to my workplace. But I now realized how wrong I was. There cannot be two roads leading to one goal. Thanks to your inspiration, I figured out the right path to be that one where a Trader Joe's was playing Buddha bar. Now I am on right path brother - Buddha bar path...hell with Hindus and Christians... let them be in their heavens... I will follow you straight out of samsara on the buddha express.... gratitude my brother

 

Well, dependent origination has many roads to it's realization. 84,000 or so for humans?

 

So... hey!

 

I don't deny that anyone can realize the Truth of the nature of things anytime anyplace. I'm just being clear about what is the clearest path from beginning to end that utilizes so many different perspectives that are included in other traditions, but that don't take it to the point of realization to the same degree. As a generalization that is.

 

Individuals are individuals.

;)

 

 

Brother why do you log out and log back in when you post? It leaves me so worried of your safety. Those 10+ minutes of the day when you're not on the forum or posting, I die a death worried of what is happening to you...if you were attacked by brahmins, vedantists, christians... stay safe brother. I know you have other things to do, like poop, eat and poop...but brother if you leave uninformed, do you even understand what your millions of admirers on this forum have to go through? Popular ones like you are the ones most attacked. Loving personality always attracts attacks. That idiot my Lord Jesus knew nothing when he proclaimed love attracts love. It served him right anyway, Buddha beat him fair and square in the great wrestling match at Takshila. Now we know where Jesus was during the missing years. The world does not understand dependent origination and thats make it a reallly unsafe place.

 

Wow, in a way... your really freakin' right!! Whew... it's a strange psychic world we live in these days.

 

Hmmmm.... :P

 

Take my life, you can't take my next one... maybe... LOL!! HAHAHAHA!!! Oh yeah... strange thing... life... so circular. Or spherical rather!

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Well, dependent origination has many roads to it's realization. 84,000 or so for humans?

 

So... hey!

 

I don't deny that anyone can realize the Truth of the nature of things anytime anyplace. I'm just being clear about what is the clearest path from beginning to end that utilizes so many different perspectives that are included in other traditions, but that don't take it to the point of realization to the same degree. As a generalization that is.

 

Individuals are individuals.

;)

 

 

If you say it must be true brother. Ditto for Buddha, dalai lama and Namkhai Norbu. I was talking to Ramana's spirit today and he mentioned he is taking private tuitions from 2.5th Dalai Lama in Boddha land to further his progress. Buddhism is the clearest path, only path and THE path. Brother, this changing tone and slight hint of appreciation for other paths is so unlike you. Buddha, Lamas, find my brother back for me. He is possessed, possessed by some New Age Self. I shudder imagining what you might do next...begin to reify things?

 

really freakin' right!! Whew... it's a strange psychic world we live in these days.

 

Hmmmm.... :P

 

Take my life, you can't take my next one... maybe... LOL!! HAHAHAHA!!! Oh yeah... strange thing... life... so circular. Or spherical rather!

 

Brother, don't consider my warnings lightly. These dualistic fools clinging to the Self can be dangerous. They even attacked the Buddha. And we even have a Brahmin here...history can always repeat///But Buddha escaped. See, another brownie point there...Buddha escaped and not Jesus. Cleaaaaar proof Buddha is Batman and Jesus is Robin. Robin is soooo gay. Brother, all this talk of spherical, cylindrical, circular things make me even more worried. Now are you being poisoned by the ideas of some New Age Flower of Life sacred geometry cult. I am worried brother...you should remember all the other million paths...oops sorry 84,000 something paths are what you have walked, realized and thrown away like a used contraceptive after you realized the independence of dependent origination. You cannot harm your reputation by going back to yoga and new age again. You have to walk the middle path. If you want to talk of yoga, talk of Tibetan Trul Khor. If you want to talk of mantra, talk of avalokiteshwara. Look the proud example of our nown Mikael, he will only take Tibetan herbs for medical problems and will only buy groceries from a high Lama. It is such high ideals we represent. Please don't send out wrong signals to the dhamma world by appearing secular or accommodative. Its only you I care for...brother

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Take my life, you can't take my next one... maybe... LOL!! HAHAHAHA!!! Oh yeah... strange thing... life... so circular. Or spherical rather!

 

Yes brother, these Brahmins or the god religions cannot take next birth from you. For you won't have one. It is these samsaric Hindus and Christians who will have more births. Not you after realizing dependent origination. Not Dalai lama, Namkhai Norbu or Thusness (who is this guy? I hope this is not a robot who is programmed to induce the ideas of Self into gullible Buddhists in the pretext of long, weird dhamma talk...may be not, or else you would scream at it too...so this is good)... Nope, no more birth, its all fixed. I would advice not to waste on Life Insurance as well. These guys who seem to think they have a world and life outside this forum are the one's who shall rot in samsara. You and thanks to you, me and a few others, have already escaped samsara in a way by gluing ourselves to this forum. So the journey is not all that long.

 

And did some one say too many posts attract Reptilians. Bah, if they are dependently originated, we don't have an issue. Also, if they hold as truth what Buddha/Dalai lama/Namkhai Norbu/VH teach, they are harmless as well. But if they even utter the words God or Self, run for your life!!!! If you can attack them back and dispel their ignorance, do it...or ruuuun for your sanity...Not all are capable of fighting evil on the lines of VH... Shit you guy's understand the depth of his study or experience ...brother, don't worry, I have your back...kick me through your natural instinct if you will, I am still with you... like the Hindu who clings to the Self....

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Brother, this changing tone and slight hint of appreciation for other paths is so unlike you. Buddha, Lamas, find my brother back for me. He is possessed, possessed by some New Age Self. I shudder imagining what you might do next...begin to reify things?

 

Oh dear one, your so subjective in your view. I've said as such from the very beginning, that all spiritual traditions are good, just not complete. We are complete within if we we're to understand, but generally we need the right and complete tools and "right view", first of the 8 fold noble path, in order to perceive this directly in a way that is... even subtler than the oceanic bliss's and samadhi's and super natural powers of the gods who teach Theisms.

Brother, don't consider my warnings lightly. These dualistic fools clinging to the Self can be dangerous. They even attacked the Buddha. And we even have a Brahmin here...history can always repeat///But Buddha escaped. See, another brownie point there...Buddha escaped and not Jesus. Cleaaaaar proof Buddha is Batman and Jesus is Robin. Robin is soooo gay. Brother, all this talk of spherical, cylindrical, circular things make me even more worried. Now are you being poisoned by the ideas of some New Age Flower of Life sacred geometry cult. I am worried brother...for its only you I care for...

 

LOL!!! You are seriously off your rocker... always have been though, even in E-Sangha. ROFL!! But hey, people think the same of me... so, what's subjective anyway??

 

Yes, I've had my life attempted on a few times... literally. But of course, I did use to hustle pot and other such illegal drugs on the streets in various different cities and make many hundreds to even a thousand a day doing so. But, that's what you do when your from the hood...

 

 

 

Yes brother, these Brahmins or the god religions cannot take next birth from you. For you won't have one. It is these samsaric Hindus and Christians who will have more births. Not you after realizing dependent origination. Not Dalai lama, Namkhai Norbu or Thusness (who is this guy? I hope this is not a robot who is programmed to induce the ideas of Self into gullible Buddhists in the pretext of long, weird dhamma talk...may be not, or else you would scream at it too...so this is good)... Nope, no more birth, its all fixed. I would advice not to waste on Life Insurance as well. These guys who seem to think they have a world and life outside this forum are the one's who shall rot in samsara. You and thanks to you, me and a few others, have already escaped samsara in a way by gluing ourselves to this forum. So the journey is not all that long.

 

And did some one say too many posts attract Reptilians. Bah, if they are dependently originated, we don't have an issue. Also, if they hold as truth what Buddha/Dalai lama/Namkhai Norbu/VH teach, they are harmless as well. But if they even utter the words God or Self, run for your life!!!! If you can attack them back and dispel their ignorance, do it...or ruuuun for your sanity...Not all are capable of fighting evil on the lines of VH... Shit you guy's understand the depth of his study or experience ...brother, don't worry, I have your back...kick me through your natural instinct if you will, I am still with you... like the Hindu who clings to the Self....

 

LOL!!

 

Actually, we take endless births, just consciously. We know where were going and what were doing and what our intentions are in each birth. So... :P

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Oh dear one, your so subjective in your view. I've said as such from the very beginning, that all spiritual traditions are good, just not complete. We are complete within if we we're to understand, but generally we need the right and complete tools and "right view", first of the 8 fold noble path, in order to perceive this directly in a way that is... even subtler than the oceanic bliss's and samadhi's and super natural powers of the gods who teach Theisms.

LOL!!! You are seriously off your rocker... always have been though, even in E-Sangha. ROFL!! But hey, people think the same of me... so, what's subjective anyway??

 

Yes, I've had my life attempted on a few times... literally. But of course, I did use to hustle pot and other such illegal drugs on the streets in various different cities and make many hundreds to even a thousand a day doing so. But, that's what you do when your from the hood...

 

 

Brother, what would we do without you pointing to the world the 'right' and 'complete' tools? Can I express my gratitude to Buddha/Dalai Lama/Namkhai Norbu for this guidance through you by a special ritual? But that was copied from Hindus. Can I do some breathing? But that was again copied from Hindus and Chinese. Forget all that copied shit, I will express my gratitude by debating with the pizza delivery boy how incomplete his path is and how by not seeing Dependent Origination, his tips are dropping.

 

I have always suspected that it is Michael Jackson who posed as Hindu and Christian angels and gods and duped those fools. But only a Buddhist can see the subtle truth - mind you, thinner than the thinnest of bikini briefs ..

 

Did you say hustle? attempt on life? My my...why would someone do that on someone as loving and as compassionate as your kind self? If someone attacked you, it must be because they didn't see all the wisdom and realization behind the drama. Also, brother, now your image is even more cool in my mind - the wise, all-knowing, realized bodhisattva, who is from the hood and had street fights... Buddha meets rap.. Brother, but I must caution you...are you moving away from Buddha's pali suttas in favor of a new cool image? I care for you brother...the New Age Hindus are after you man... but fear not...I am behind you with a Buddha stick to beat them all up.. I don't want you to get up from meditation or typing on this forum and get disturbed..your mission is to keep the Eternalists at bay and I will do anything to help you in this mission brother... E-Sangha, T-Sangha or Z-Sangha...I will follow you wherever you go... If they kick you out from here as well, I will kick myself out to prove my loyalty to you/Buddha/Dalai Lama/Thusness/,,,,/..../ ... I love you man

 

 

Actually, we take endless births, just consciously. We know where were going and what were doing and what our intentions are in each birth. So... :P

 

 

Brother, I dont disagree with you...they are all good, but they are just rubbish. Brother, you have the Buddhascope which shows you all that..Think of the poor self-hanging idiots here. It is not upto them to squeeze out pearls of wisdom like you do - as easily as squeezing paste out of the tube - they need help brother. They need to be told they are wrong, their paths are complete and they cannot compete against the Buddha-60 team. They can score a few goals but we will kick the shit out them man. These Christians are seriously fanatic, they think they are the only ones who know! Duh...it's us who know and not them...brother....what would I do without you...love you man.. I will go even to Mars to find those souls who appreciate what and how you say and will get them here to prove your popularity...your image is mine brother... anything for you..

 

And don't stop talking to me brother...this is the only joy I have left in my life after I gave up Jesus and ran out of tequila. This forum and posting here is our mission brother. Let's stay focused and beat the shit out of every ignorant dualist and non-Buddhist (I mean non Tibetan Buddhist) here. Man, this is our time to prove Buddha is the Best. We can even get Tshirts which read BiB. We can donate the money made from selling these to Chinese government and ask them to let go of Tibet. Brother....my dreams (sorry, that would be dualistic...lucid dreams) are soaring like never before after I surrendered to you/Buddha/Nam....you know that list.

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it always seems to me that people use sarcasm to mask their true feelings. its very easy to say something sarcastically instead of growing balls and being blunt and honest.

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it always seems to me that people use sarcasm to mask their true feelings. its very easy to say something sarcastically instead of growing balls and being blunt and honest.

 

Yes brother, you're right - completely... as long as you're on VH's team. It seems to me that you've dependently originated from him. Love you too...but not as much as VH. Don't talk about balls... Buddha didn't say anything about balls in pali suttas - neither growing them or shaving them. Love you too man, a little less though... You have all my support, let's all be blunt and honest and tell everyone how wrong they are and how they don't see our point. After all, preaching dhamma on this forum is our life goal. You already lost your brownie point in making a late appearance. I smell a God conspiracy here ... I admit by incapability to copy and quote what Buddha/Namkhai Norbu/Dalai Lama/...........(fill in names approved for you by VH)...but that's why I am here to learn. Learn from your criticism, from the truth you're trying to show the lost souls...the light of true complete path...accept me..in spite of my shortcomings...I will serve the dhamma by continuing this mission on every online forum that was ever created. Does that prove my loyalty to Buddha/...../...you know the list now...

 

I like the rhyme though ... balls, blunt, buddha and Best!!!!! ... If you're already annoyed with me, what will happen once my New Age personality kicks in and I begin to channel Hindus and make the mistake of equating Buddhism with any other World religion? I don't even have Jezuz any more to seek redemption from this blasphemy for I have forsaken my Lord to adopt VH's dhamma that radiates from this forum. love you...not as much as VH though...

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Yes brother, you're right - completely... as long as you're on VH's team. It seems to me that you've dependently originated from him. Love you too...but not as much as VH. Don't talk about balls... Buddha didn't say anything about balls in pali suttas - neither growing them or shaving them. Love you too man, a little less though... You have all my support, let's all be blunt and honest and tell everyone how wrong they are and how they don't see our point. After all, preaching dhamma on this forum is our life goal. You already lost your brownie point in making a late appearance. I smell a God conspiracy here ...

 

I like the rhyme though ... balls, blunt, buddha and Best!!!!! love you...not as much as VH though ...

 

so you've sat all Friday night on your computer writing sarcastic remarks and baselessly attacking someone that you don't even know over the internet?

 

nice.

 

I would recommend that you tryout for a writing gig on SNL but they don't hire people that repeat themselves constantly, zero points for originality "brother", but you do get a couple cute points for cleverness. I'm going to guess that you don't agree at all with what VH has been saying, but since you lack the knowledge/philosophical understanding or general debative ability you chose the sarcastic attack route to make your 'opponent' appear foolish. Well I guess that's smart for a 15 year old. I hope attacking people on the net makes you feel happy and secure in your warm blanket at night. Please respond with more repetive sarcasm. I yearn for that kind of shit at 1:30am

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so you've sat all Friday night on your computer writing sarcastic remarks and baselessly attacking someone that you don't even know over the internet?

 

nice.

 

I would recommend that you tryout for a writing gig on SNL but they don't hire people that repeat themselves constantly, zero points for originality "brother", but you do get a couple cute points for cleverness. I'm going to guess that you don't agree at all with what VH has been saying, but since you lack the knowledge/philosophical understanding or general debative ability you chose the sarcastic attack route to make your 'opponent' appear foolish. Well I guess that's smart for a 15 year old. I hope attacking people on the net makes you feel happy and secure in your warm blanket at night. Please respond with more repetive sarcasm. I yearn for that kind of shit at 1:30am

 

Brother one Friday is nothing great. I am inspired by the likes of VH and Mikaelz who have dedicated months to the compassionate task of showing the shortcomings of other religions in no uncertain terms. I must agree that I have failed to adhere to the same standards of dignity but I have always admitted my shortcomings.

 

 

SNL...is that Shunyata Neuro Linguistic sutra brother? I may look into it if it is Pali. But you know all other sutras on internet. Help out this poor soul brother...please show me how to copy and paste? I will adhere to thy instruction and make myself an image of knowing all. I know brother I am repeating myself. Reason one is my overflowing love for you guys...brother...and the second is inspiration - from you brother and VH more than anyone...you have beaten all the other incomplete path-mongers to death explaining the greatness of dependent origination. Let me follow the same virtue brother. Even if with lesser dignity and compassion...

 

Brother...my mental state is sometime that of a five year old...thank you for lifting me up to 15...you are awesome...brother...Tibetan herbs are making you even more compassionate...brother...Attack, no brother..I am just following your footstep and trying to teach these idiots how wrong they are all. Repetitive brother...yes...I am way too inspired by you and VH to be not that...shit...no brother...that we only throw at others...not amongst ourselves...we are all in one gang... we are family brother...I can even hum this one...We Are Family.....Sorry brother I think I took away a lot of your time making you read my stuff, which you would have otherwise spent in deep meditations (quality is important and not quantity...so few minutes is okay...its normal) or preaching dhamma here..But no worries brother...I have arrived to help you both in your mission..I may still need to learn how to be blunt and honest - also how to grow balls (ah..thats what the herbs are for?) -but I am willing to learn brother....anything for you and VH ...time for tequila again...you might as well complete reading brother and post something, you may not feel good if you don't have the last say here...its okay brother...I understand...and the old trick of assuming people don't repeat when you accuse them of repetition is so very 80s brother..As amazing a guy you are as recognizing VH Bodhistava's true greatness, I am surprised you missed this brother...I feel bad sometimes you have all this pressure on you to prove what a rebel you are, the intellectual you are that questions all set norms, how you rely on truth and honesty, how you believe in bluntness and not courtesy etc. But this streetcat image is so 70s brother...Or is the theme retro here?

 

lets both sing in unison...Buddha, Best, Balls, Blunt, Banana...you like Bs brother...so do I...BROTHER

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yes!! I got a response! and he tried so hard to impress me! wow, i feel special. now I can sleep easy tonight :)

 

please respond with more sarcasm I beg you!!

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