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Everything posted by Starjumper

  1. What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

    Now there's a concept. I had to reflect on both sides of that coin for awhile, because most of the time I feel an unconditional love for people I see in real life. But here. They can be felt as living beings with spirits or as little thorns in the side. Feeling them as living beings, it's kind of sad about their karma. Feeling them as faceless no-name thorns hiding behind the silver screen, It's kind of gladdening to know about their karma. I guess on forums it's too easy to feel them as the later. Thank you for your advice. One thing is for sure, I can't teach them anything.
  2. The Mahāsiddha Field - My first novel

    Hi Dwai, your book was just delivered by my courier this afternoon, I picked it up in Vilcabamba just a little while ago. It's the second book I've gotten which was signed by the author, the first one was signed in person by my Yang tai chi teacher/grandfather, grandmaster Tchoung Ta Tchen, so you're in good company. I'm going to start on it this evening.
  3. What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

    That's actually the front door to our practice room, and it could be scary if shown when finished and seen by surprise in person. The cats don't like it. It's a Halloween mask I was working on, of a spirit entity that came to see me a long time ago, and there's no doubt it would scare a lot of people out of their skin to see it like I did. I originally had that picture taken to show an artist, a painter of dragons, who was interested in doing a painting of something realistic. What's amazing is the deep level of immaturity shown by those here who use it as an insult.
  4. Thank you Anand. May the Force be with you.
  5. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Hey you got me cryin' here. Limahong's name is Anand, which he signs a lot of his posts with. Read more carefully.
  6. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Brother Anand can help himself but won't for your benefit. He is someone with a pure heart, due to which he was attacked by a lot of you 'types', resulting in a broken heart. I know the feeling, my response is to lash out. So this is his way of sharing (and getting in your face) without giving you personal, from the heart, written words to shit on. Carry on brother Anand. No doubt the rest of you will 'carry on' as well. Bye.
  7. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    In some cases, yes.
  8. Weather Magick

    OK, good. if I recall correctly you said you got your information from books. I also know that Jerry Johnson is very knowledgeable about Taoist magic, and I guess someone who is smart can learn a lot from them. Did you happen to have an in person teacher? I myself learned a kind of magic that is never found in books and is a spontaneous result of doing a proper nei kung practice, which can only be learned in person. I don't even know most of them silly words that these bookophiles toss around here, nor do I need to. I like plain English. Anyway, if you enjoy slinging crap from time to time, you came to the right place. Most of the crap slingers here don't enjoy it, much to their dismay. Self honesty is difficult to come by these days. My chi kung teacher told me some bits about controlling the weather, and I had an Indian buddy who claimed to do it. Both were focussed more on calling the sun into cloudy Seattle. I tried it a couple of times and lost interest.
  9. He knows he elicits that kind of reaction and he does it on purpose. Similar to me in some ways. it looks like he handled it well enough and it has calmed down now.
  10. Weather Magick

    I like that attitude, and can identify with it. I sincerely believe that you can't become a Taoist wizard by reading a book, and I've known a couple of them. Also, my 'family' generally take the Ninja attitude of not standing out or wearing costumes, but staying in the shadows. In fact I know that a lot of people who wear tai chi costumes are amateurs. I, and many others, naturaly assume that showing off in fancy costumes is because a person is trying to make up for something
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  12. Weather Magick

    Now you sound like one of the Wimps.
  13. Weather Magick

    Actually, the Jeff thread is much more entertaining than this.
  14. Weather Magick

    You can lie to yourself, but you can't lie to me, Moron Breath.
  15. Weather Magick

    No, idiot, I answered it before you started crying about me not answering it.
  16. Weather Magick

    Now THAT is looking in the mirror.
  17. Weather Magick

    Keep holding your breath. I think this thread will beat the Jeff thread for awhile. I did answer your question, you idiot. More glass bellybutton polishing needed on your part. Sir.
  18. Weather Magick

    Hold your breath.
  19. Weather Magick

    This forum has been over run by fakes and their fawners so much lately it was annoying to say the least, and now, to top it off, you arrived. It's amazing really.
  20. Weather Magick

    It's not anger darling, it's exasperation at all the fakes running around this Kali Yuga. If you want to control the weather you need to cultivate a certain type of power, it is a siddhi, which you do not have, and shaking a science fiction sword at the sky doesn't hack it.
  21. Weather Magick

    You'll need to polish off your glass belly button quite a lot before you understand much.
  22. Weather Magick

    No, I practice Jedi, and we don't wear stupid costumes. Does spelling magic incorrectly make you feel special?